Fucking hubby in front of my nerd crush

Melvin Crumbs.

You shouldn’t judge a person by their name, but sometimes it just hits the mark, you know? Melvin was a lovely boy back in college. I used to sit beside him in our maths classes. But he was the typical nerdy guy. Quiet, shy, afraid of his own shadow. You’d think his parents wanted to torment him, giving him a name like that.